- me using other peoples microwaves: what the fuck
"You seemed so interested. Could you tell me was it real or was it all in my head?"
spelling bee administrator: you word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie
Este Haim, the glorious patron saint of unapologetic women everywhere (via sleepwontsaveyou)
Dreamworks really needs to make a movie about the story of the little boy fishing on the moon, like who is he? Why is he on the moon? Did he ever catch a fish? There are the questions that have haunted me at the theaters since 1994.
stop romanticizing the idea of becoming so dependent on another human being that you cannot function adequately without their presence goodbye